IT’S BACK
Dirty Hisao and the Hundred Acre Crip-Pile FINAL ACT
~ Act 3 ~
In Which Nothing Happens at All. Really. I promise!
Nobody could remember anything like it. All the students were constantly fucking for forty days and forty nights, and it kept getting hotter. Then, it got even hotter. Akio Mutou was too hot for his own good. Then, one day, which some said was the hottest yet, and other said was the hottest ever, since time began… it got even hotter. Then, one day, it got even hotter. So very hot, that all the students… got even hotter.
“There, there, settle down everybody.” said Hisao. “It’s time for Council Assembly…
Dirty Hisao and the Hundred Acre Crip-Pile
~ Act 2 ~
In Which Hisao’s Large and Extremely Dangerous Arse Farts Directly in All of the Student’s Stupid Faces… and Everybody DIES!
*DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!*
Late one evening, a few days after this big adventure, when Kenji was thinking of going to bed… with RAITA, and thinking how nice it would be if he were already in bed passionately making love with RAITA’s hot strong body and fucking with all his might, and what a bore it was that he wasn’t already in bed sucking RAITA’s Epic Level Superb Magic Visual Novel Staff of Homomancy with +1 Anal Penetration.
There was a knock on the door. It was Hisao… in bed.
Dirty Hisao and the Hundred Acre Crip-Pile
~ Act 1 ~
In Which Emi STUFFFFSSSS Almost Everything Right In Her Arse, And a Stupid Black Cripple Goes Poo-Poo In Bed
It was a perfect summer day and Yamaku High was sparkling. It was July. The students were very excited. They were playing a game called “Licking the Massive Big Enormous Crippled Fat Boner Clean”. All the students sat on the ground and masturbated on Kenji’s face.
“I won the game!” said Kenji.
There was some pretty nasty stuff at Yamaku High.
Hisao was staring at his large, succulent erection. He had never felt so horny in his entire life.
“Kenji,” said Hisao.
“Oh, yes, Hisao?” said Kenji.
Wow, my crossposting has been really disjointed today.
Anyway, here’s the image I drew to accompany my mashup “Damn It Feels Good to Be a Cripple”. Kenji was gonna be in it too but I got lazy.
